Typewriter noises come from Bowfinger International Studios.
“Boss, I’ve got those pages,” says Afrim to Bowfinger.
“What pages?” asks Bowfinger.
“The pages,” says Afrim. “The new pages.”
“Huh?” asks Bowfinger.
“You see, I think if Daisy had more scenes with Kit,” continues Afrim. “it would pump up the scenes with Slater. So I wrote more scenes for Daisy and Kit, some hot scenes, where there is… heat and chemistry.”
“But, I don’t think we need…” begins Bowfinger.
“I think you will see these new hot scenes, the ones in which Daisy exposes her breasts,” continues Afrim. “will increase sales in Thailand.”
“Daisy agreed to this?” asks Bowfinger.
“That is the case, although I haven’t talked to her,” says Afrim.
Daisy walks into the office.
“Baby,” says Slater, holding out his arms. “Hi!”
“Hello,” says Daisy walking right past him.
Bowfinger reads from the new pages: “A vixen in stretch pants. What man wouldn’t want a hot virgin?”
“Okay,” says Bowfinger to Daisy. “You’ll do this?”
“If I have to,” says Daisy. “If it’s for the movie, and you really really want me to. And if it’s not just about nudity, but if it’s artistic and says something about reality…”
In This Episode
- Heather Graham as Daisy
- Kohl Sudduth as Slater
- Adam Alexi-Malle as Afrim
- Steve Martin as Bobby Bowfinger
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