“Uhm. Can you see without your glasses?” asks Bowfinger.

“Oh, yeah,” says Jif. “I can see. I don’t really see well, but I can see.”

“Do you have contacts?” asks Bowfinger.

“I have…I have contact lenses,” says Jif. “I can wear contact lenses. That’ll…that’ll help. Can I put my glasses back on?”

“Sure, put your glasses back on,” says Bowfinger.

“I’m getting a little headache,” says Jif.

“Would you be willing to show your naked rear end in a movie?” asks Bowfinger.

Jif giggles. “Yeah, I guess so. Yeah,” he says. He giggles more. “This is hard!”

“Just one more question,” says Bowfinger. “In addition to being a major star in this film, would you also be willing to run errands?”

“Oh, gosh,” says Jif. “I’m…I’m really hoping to get a career running errands. That’d be a major boost for me!”

In This Episode

  • Scott Glenn as Emmett
  • Kevin Kline as Paden
  • Rosanna Arquette as Hannah
  • Kevin Costner as Jake
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