Minute 078: They’re All Aliens, Worshipping Their False God

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“Hit the lights!” says Bowfinger. “They’re coming up the drive.”

Dave aims the camera out the window of the security office.

“Action,” whispers Bowfinger.

“Get out!” yells Daisy, as she pulls the Buick up to the entrance of the Observatory. “There’s the alien antenna. That’s where you must go to say, ‘Gotcha, suckas!’ ” She points at the telescope dome. “If you don’t, we will all become pod people.”

“Cut!” says Bowfinger. “Let’s move the camera.”

“..already impregnate everyone, including the C.I.A. and the F.B.I.!” continues Daisy, as they enter the Observatory.

“As soon as you’re set, start rolling on the stairwell!” says Bowfinger, pointing at a bank of monitors.

“In here!” Daisy yells at Kit, chasing him into the planetarium. A laser light show is taking place, with “A Fifth of Beethoven” playing on the speakers.

“They’re all aliens worshipping their false gods,” says Daisy, forgetting to use her Russian accent.

“Come on! Come on!” yells Daisy, as she and Kit descend an exterior stairway.

“No! No!” says Kit, terrified.

“Keith, keep running since you’re the one person…” continues Daisy.

“I got ’em,” says Dave, focusing on a monitor.

“Oh, sh–!” begins Kit, as Daisy shoves him through a door.

“Cut to the stairwell!” says Bowfinger to Dave.

“…Then I realized it was you I loved…” Daisy keeps going with the script lines.

In This Episode

  • Heather Graham as Daisy
  • Eddie Murphy as Kit Ramsey
  • Steve Martin as Bobby Bowfinger
  • Jamie Kennedy as Dave
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