{"id":452,"date":"2023-02-22T00:05:00","date_gmt":"2023-02-22T00:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bowfingerminute.com\/cm\/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=452"},"modified":"2023-02-19T03:14:27","modified_gmt":"2023-02-19T03:14:27","slug":"minute-013-a-go-picture","status":"publish","type":"podcast","link":"https:\/\/bowfingerminute.com\/cm\/podcast\/minute-013-a-go-picture\/","title":{"rendered":"Minute 013: A Go Picture"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Let&#8217;s be risky today,&#8221; says Jerry Renfro.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Huh?&#8221; says Bowfinger.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m gonna go with this,&#8221; says Renfro. &#8220;You know, you bring me this script and Kit Ramsey, and you got yourself a &#8216;go&#8217; picture, Bobby.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Uh, okay. 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