“It was like they were living inside of me,” says Carol to the increasingly nervous Kit. “At first I was nervous about us having sex, but now I think it’s a good idea, as long as we do it in a completely professional manner, and, of course, you know, there’ll be a lot of people watching.”<\/p>\n
Carol holds up a hand to Kit’s mouth. “I won’t bother you anymore.” says Carol.<\/p>\n
Kit hears a wild cacophony of animal noises in his head.<\/p>\n
SMASH CUT\u00a0 to MindHead limo pulling up at Kit’s house.<\/p>\n
“He’s in the grotto,” says Freddy to Terry Stricter.<\/p>\n
Later, Terry is talking to Kit, who is hooked up to an EEG machine that beeps every time Kit says “Gonads.”<\/p>\n
“And what did this alien want from you?” asks Terry.<\/p>\n
“She wanted to inhale my gonads!” replies Kit.<\/p>\n
“Say again?” says Terry.<\/p>\n
“My gonads! My gonads!” repeats Kit. “What they do is, they come down, they shake your hands –\u00a0the aliens pretending to shake your hands, but they’re not. They inhale your gonads and take ’em back for special research!”<\/p>\n
“I see,” says Terry.<\/p>\n
“Oh, I did like you said,” says Kit. “I got rid of the Sports Channel. I’m not gonna have no more encoded gamma beams from Jupiter messin’ with my mind.” Kit then whispers, “Keep it together. Keep it together.”<\/p>\n
“Kit,” says Terry, “maybe you should stay with us for a few days in our special –“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Kit's worried about the aliens","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1267,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"episode_type":"audio","audio_file":"https:\/\/bowfingerminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/b99046.mp3","podmotor_file_id":"","podmotor_episode_id":"","cover_image":"https:\/\/bowfingerminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/b99001-mp3-image-scaled.jpg","cover_image_id":"1577","duration":"24:40","filesize":"12.3M","filesize_raw":"12894722","date_recorded":"2023-04-10 00:05:00","explicit":"","block":"","itunes_episode_number":"46","itunes_title":"Minute 046: My Gonads!","itunes_season_number":"1","itunes_episode_type":"full"},"tags":[],"series":[3],"class_list":["post-518","podcast","type-podcast","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","series-bowfinger-minute"],"aioseo_notices":[],"episode_featured_image":"https:\/\/bowfingerminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/b99046-scaled.jpg","episode_player_image":"https:\/\/bowfingerminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/b99001-mp3-image-scaled.jpg","download_link":"https:\/\/bowfingerminute.com\/cm\/podcast-download\/518\/minute-046-my-gonads.mp3","player_link":"https:\/\/bowfingerminute.com\/cm\/podcast-player\/518\/minute-046-my-gonads.mp3","audio_player":"