“Then I studied at the Moscow Arts Theater for two years, and did a year at the
\nNational in London. I’m currently doing a midnight production of Waiting for Godot here in L.A.” says one of the auditioners.<\/p>\n
“And are you in the union?” asks Bowfinger.<\/p>\n
“Yes. Yes, I am,” replies the auditioner.<\/p>\n
SMASH CUT to auditioner being shoved out the door.<\/p>\n
Next, we meet JIF, who wears thick glasses and braces.<\/p>\n
“Currently, I’m packing fries at the Burger King on Douglas,” says Jif.<\/p>\n
“Do you have any experience in motion pictures?” asks Bowfinger.<\/p>\n
“Oh, yeah. Quite a bit, actually,” says Jif. “Quite a bit of experience. I’m an active renter at Blockbuster, and I attend the Film Du Cinema as much as possible. Weekly, biweekly, inter-week, intermediately.”<\/p>\n
“Would you be willing to cut your hair?” asks Bowfinger.<\/p>\n
“Yes, but it’s usually better if someone else does it,” says Jif. “I’ve had a few…\u00a0 accidents.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Some things are best left up to professsionals.","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1269,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"episode_type":"audio","audio_file":"https:\/\/bowfingerminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/b99048.mp3","podmotor_file_id":"","podmotor_episode_id":"","cover_image":"https:\/\/bowfingerminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/b99001-mp3-image-scaled.jpg","cover_image_id":"1577","duration":"27:50","filesize":"13.75M","filesize_raw":"14416297","date_recorded":"2023-04-12 00:05:00","explicit":"","block":"","itunes_episode_number":"48","itunes_title":"Minute 048: Would You Be Willing to Cut Your Hair?","itunes_season_number":"1","itunes_episode_type":"full"},"tags":[],"series":[3],"class_list":["post-522","podcast","type-podcast","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","series-bowfinger-minute"],"aioseo_notices":[],"episode_featured_image":"https:\/\/bowfingerminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/b99048-scaled.jpg","episode_player_image":"https:\/\/bowfingerminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/b99001-mp3-image-scaled.jpg","download_link":"https:\/\/bowfingerminute.com\/cm\/podcast-download\/522\/minute-048-would-you-be-willing-to-cut-your-hair.mp3","player_link":"https:\/\/bowfingerminute.com\/cm\/podcast-player\/522\/minute-048-would-you-be-willing-to-cut-your-hair.mp3","audio_player":"