“Uhm. Can you see without your glasses?” asks Bowfinger.<\/p>\n
“Oh, yeah,” says Jif. “I can see. I don’t really see well, but I can see.”<\/p>\n
“Do you have contacts?” asks Bowfinger.<\/p>\n
“I have…I have contact lenses,” says Jif. “I can wear contact lenses. That’ll…that’ll help. Can I put my glasses back on?”<\/p>\n
“Sure, put your glasses back on,” says Bowfinger.<\/p>\n
“I’m getting a little headache,” says Jif.<\/p>\n
“Would you be willing to show your naked rear end in a movie?” asks Bowfinger.<\/p>\n
Jif giggles. “Yeah, I guess so. Yeah,” he says. He giggles more. “This is hard!”<\/p>\n
“Just one more question,” says Bowfinger. “In addition to being a major star in this film, would you also be willing to run errands?”<\/p>\n
“Oh, gosh,” says Jif. “I’m…I’m really hoping to get a career running errands. That’d be a major boost for me!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Stretch goals","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1270,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"episode_type":"audio","audio_file":"https:\/\/bowfingerminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/b99049.mp3","podmotor_file_id":"","podmotor_episode_id":"","cover_image":"https:\/\/bowfingerminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/b99001-mp3-image-scaled.jpg","cover_image_id":"1577","duration":"26:44","filesize":"13.24M","filesize_raw":"13881309","date_recorded":"2023-04-13 00:05:00","explicit":"","block":"","itunes_episode_number":"49","itunes_title":"Minute 049: A Career Running Errands","itunes_season_number":"1","itunes_episode_type":"full"},"tags":[],"series":[3],"class_list":["post-523","podcast","type-podcast","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","series-bowfinger-minute"],"aioseo_notices":[],"episode_featured_image":"https:\/\/bowfingerminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/b99049-scaled.jpg","episode_player_image":"https:\/\/bowfingerminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/b99001-mp3-image-scaled.jpg","download_link":"https:\/\/bowfingerminute.com\/cm\/podcast-download\/523\/minute-049-a-career-running-errands.mp3","player_link":"https:\/\/bowfingerminute.com\/cm\/podcast-player\/523\/minute-049-a-career-running-errands.mp3","audio_player":"