“We’re screwed,” says Bowfinger, outside Rae’s Diner. “We luck into the biggest thing of our life, the brother of the world’s hottest movie star, and it turns out I have a conscience.”<\/p>\n
“Don’t be so hard on yourself,” says Dave.<\/p>\n
“Did you hear him? He’s an innocent,” says Bowfinger. “He told us how much he loved us. I just can’t do it.”<\/p>\n
“I gotta take the camera back,” says Dave. “You’ll work it out.”<\/p>\n
“I can’t do it,” says Bowfinger, shaking his head.<\/p>\n
Back at the office, the Mexican film crew are discussing movies.<\/p>\n
“A mi me gusta el Citizen Kane!” says one. “Muy buena pel\u00edcula.”<\/p>\n
“Muy Buena,” says another crew member. “Apocalypse Now. The Godfather. Dr. Strangelove.”<\/p>\n
“Stanley Kubrick!” says the third. “A Clockwork Orange.”<\/p>\n
“Mr. Bowfinger,” says Jiff, entering the office. “Mr. Bowfinger, I got something to tell you. I have something to tell you!”<\/p>\n
“Come over here,” says Bowfinger.<\/p>\n
“Can I talk first?” asks Jiff.<\/p>\n
“All right, all right,” says Bowfinger.<\/p>\n
“I wanna tell you something,” says Jiff. “Being Kit Ramsey’s brother, sometimes it has its
\nfringe benefits sometimes!”<\/p>\n
“How do you mean?” asks Bowfinger, puzzled.<\/p>\n
“You’ll never guess who I had intercourse with in the van!” says Jiff, grinning.<\/p>\n
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