“Ah, aliens!” says Afrim, laughing. Suddenly, he starts to scream, as the plastic goo pours out of his face. “I knew I should never have slept with the alien life-forms from the star system Neon!” Afrim’s plastic arm falls off.<\/p>\n
“Oh, s–t!” screams Kit.<\/p>\n
Daisy pulls up in the 1953 Buick. She climbs out of the car.<\/p>\n
“My gonads! My gonads!” yells Afrim.<\/p>\n
“Keith, there’s only one way out of this. Follow me!” says Daisy, running to Kit.<\/p>\n
Atop the crane, Dave films the scene below.<\/p>\n
Daisy pulls Kit toward her. “Kiss you? Now? Keith, danger really turns you on!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Hard to \"keep it together\" when people are coming apart in front of Kit.","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1297,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"episode_type":"audio","audio_file":"https:\/\/bowfingerminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/b99076.mp3","podmotor_file_id":"","podmotor_episode_id":"","cover_image":"https:\/\/bowfingerminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/b99001-mp3-image-scaled.jpg","cover_image_id":"1577","duration":"18:25","filesize":"16.8M","filesize_raw":"17618849","date_recorded":"2023-05-22","explicit":"","block":"","itunes_episode_number":"76","itunes_title":"Minute 076: Danger Really Turns You On!","itunes_season_number":"1","itunes_episode_type":"full"},"tags":[],"series":[3],"class_list":["post-569","podcast","type-podcast","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","series-bowfinger-minute"],"aioseo_notices":[],"episode_featured_image":"https:\/\/bowfingerminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/b99076-scaled.jpg","episode_player_image":"https:\/\/bowfingerminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/b99001-mp3-image-scaled.jpg","download_link":"https:\/\/bowfingerminute.com\/cm\/podcast-download\/569\/minute-076-danger-really-turns-you-on.mp3","player_link":"https:\/\/bowfingerminute.com\/cm\/podcast-player\/569\/minute-076-danger-really-turns-you-on.mp3","audio_player":"