“I have eight brothers, and four sisters, and no job!” says Afrim. “I’m screwed!”<\/p>\n
“There’s no movie! I mean, I can’t believe there’s no movie!” says Slater. “You know, I wasn’t looking for work, ’cause I thought I was working.”<\/p>\n
“I showed my breasts on film,” says Daisy. “For what?”<\/p>\n
“I’m a felon,” says Dave.<\/p>\n
“My friends, I have a cousin who’s a lawyer,” says Afrim. “I say we take action. We sue. Sue! Sue! Carol, what do you think?”<\/p>\n
Carol pauses. “I think…” she says, “I think it was a beautiful lie.”<\/p>\n
Bowfinger comes out of his office, and pours himself a cup of coffee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Time for a status meeting on the fates of the crew. ","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1303,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"episode_type":"audio","audio_file":"https:\/\/bowfingerminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/b99082.mp3","podmotor_file_id":"","podmotor_episode_id":"","cover_image":"https:\/\/bowfingerminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/b99001-mp3-image-scaled.jpg","cover_image_id":"1577","duration":"27:40","filesize":"26.33M","filesize_raw":"27611943","date_recorded":"2023-05-30 00:05:00","explicit":"","block":"","itunes_episode_number":"82","itunes_title":"Minute 082: I Think It Was a Beautiful Lie","itunes_season_number":"1","itunes_episode_type":"full"},"tags":[],"series":[3],"class_list":["post-580","podcast","type-podcast","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","series-bowfinger-minute"],"aioseo_notices":[],"episode_featured_image":"https:\/\/bowfingerminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/b99082-scaled.jpg","episode_player_image":"https:\/\/bowfingerminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/b99001-mp3-image-scaled.jpg","download_link":"https:\/\/bowfingerminute.com\/cm\/podcast-download\/580\/minute-082-i-think-it-was-a-beautiful-lie.mp3","player_link":"https:\/\/bowfingerminute.com\/cm\/podcast-player\/580\/minute-082-i-think-it-was-a-beautiful-lie.mp3","audio_player":"