Minute 037: Aliens and Sex and Umbrellas

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“It’s horrifying!” says Kit to Terry Stricter.

“What do these crazy people, who speak to you and make no sense, say?” asks Stricter

“They talk about things I never heard of!” says Kit. “They talk about people I don’t know. Somebody named Cynthia, somebody named Keith. And aliens, sex and umbrellas!”

“I see,” says Terry. He pauses as Kit sits down.

“Kit?” says Terry. “Do you think you can keep it together?”

“Yes, I can keep it together,” says Kit, standing up again. “I’m keeping it together. I’m K-I-T, Kit. I’m keeping it together now. Keeping it together. Keeping it together. I’m keeping it together. Don’t I look together?”

“Have you heard any more voices?” asks Terry.

“No,” says Kit. He pauses, then says, “Every now and then I hear a voice. I haven’t heard voices. I have heard *a* voice now.”

“What did this one voice say?” asks Terry.

“As I stand here before you today,” begins Kit, in a Hyannisport accent.

In This Episode

  • Eddie Murphy as Kit Ramsey
  • Terence Stamp as Terry Stricter
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