The Fed Ex guy walks across the room in slow-motion, handing the letter to Bowfinger. Bowfinger opens the envelope and reads the letter.
“It’s an offer to direct a movie in Taiwan starring Kit Ramsey’s brother,” says Bowfinger.
“Oh, my God! Are you serious?” asks Dave, grinning.
“Bravo!” says Carol.
“We’re goin’ to Taiwan!” shouts Bowfinger.
Cut to a purse factory in Taiwan. A gong sounds.
TITLE: BOWFINGER INTERNATIONAL PICTURES PRESENTS
TITLE: FAKE PURSE NINJAS
Johnny Rivers’ “Secret Agent Man” plays.