Jiff told Bowfinger he just had sex with Daisy in the van.

“Isn’t that cool?” says Jiff, grinning. “She gave me the works, man. She is the most inventive girl!”

“Can I see you in my office?” says Bowfinger.

“Yeah, sure, man,” says Jiff, as they walk into Bowfinger’s office. “She’s so strong! She’s pure power and speed. Real hot!”

“Okay, listen,” says Bowfinger. “I got an errand for you. Listen, I want you to go to Starbucks. Go to Starbucks, and I want you to get some coffee.”

“Go to Starbucks, and get some coffee,” repeats Jiff.

“Bring it back here,” says Bowfinger.

“Bring the coffee back,” repeats Jiff.

“But, you’re gonna need napkins, enough for everybody,” says Bowfinger.

“That’s perfect. I got that,” says Jiff.

“Ok, then I want you to call your brother, find out when he’s leaving his house next and
find out where he’s going,” continues Bowfinger.

“Find out when my brother’s leaving his house next, and find out where he’s going,” repeats Jiff.

“Right,” says Bowfinger. “Then, I want you to go to a stationery store and I want you to pick up some pencils.”

“Pick up some pencils from the store,” repeats Jiff.

“Then you sharpen them,” says Bowfinger.

“Make sure the pencils are sharp,” says Jiff.

“Okay, you got it?” asks Bowfinger.

“Yeah, I got it,” says Jiff. “Coffee, napkins, stationery, find out when my brother’s leaving.”

“Ride like the wind!” says Bowfinger.

“I’m gone, man! Gone!” says Jiff, leaving the office.

Bowfinger points at Daisy “I wanna see you,” says Bowfinger, sternly. They walk toward the back patio.

In This Episode

• Steve Martin as Bobby Bowfinger
• Eddie Murphy as Jiff
• Heather Graham as Daisy

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