“Hey, you guys!” says Daisy, stepping into Bowfinger International Pictures. “I want you to meet somebody. Everybody, this is Farrah. Farrah and I met at the premiere. Farrah’s one of the
most powerful lesbians in Hollywood.”
“Bravo!” shouts Carol, as Bowfinger enters the room. He swings a baseball bat like he’s hitting a home run.
A cell phone rings. The Mexican camera crew reach into their pockets and pull out their phones.
“I can’t talk to you right now,” says Sanchez, into his phone.
A truck horn beeps outside. Bowfinger looks out the window. It’s a FedEx truck, stopping in front of his door!
In slow motion, he hands his drink and his baseball bat to one of the crew.
Triumphant music plays. The door swings open in slow-motion, and a Fed Ex delivery guy walks in with an envelope.