Minute 028: The Best Damn Crew We Can Afford


Slater and Daisy continue their passionate kissing, as Bowfinger and Afrim look on. Bowfinger adjusts his chair and temples his fingers. 

After a long moment, Daisy breaks the kiss and Slater and Daisy look at Bowfinger. 

“Okay, that was good. Very good,” says Bowfinger. “Let’s try it one more time. Slater, this time without the erection.”

Later in the day, Daisy gets the part, as Bowfinger climbs into the van outside the office. 

“Thank you, Mr. Bowfinger! Thank you!” says Daisy, leaving the office. 

Afrim gets into the van with Bowfinger. Bowfinger turns to Afrim before starting the van. 

“Afrim, we gotta get a crew,” says Bowfinger, “and I wanna get the best damn crew we can afford.”

SMASH CUT  to a desert arroyo, as Mexican workers cross the border. Mariachi music plays loudly. 

“¡Ándale, muchachos!” shouts one of the men. 

“In here. In here!” says Bowfinger, motioning to the back door of the van. Gunfire is heard. 

In This Episode

  • Steve Martin as Bobby Bowfinger
  • Adam Alexi-Malle as Afrim
  • Heather Graham as Daisy
  • Kohl Sudduth as Slater
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