Bowfinger leaves a voicemail message: “Big meeting, 10:00 a.m. Please?”
TITLE: WRITTEN BY STEVE MARTIN
Bowfinger leans back in his chair and looks at his dog, Betsy, who is laying on his office floor.
“You believe in me, don’t you, Betsy?” he asks the dog. Betsy stands up and leaves the room.
TITLE: DIRECTED BY FRANK OZ
Crane shot of Bowfinger International Pictures, a bungalow in North Hollywood.
Bowfinger has his cast assembled in his living room / studio.
“First of all,” says Bowfinger, “thank you for coming. Now I know things have been a little slow.”
“VERY slow,” says Carol.
“Slow, and low,” says Slater.
“Let him speak!” says Afrim.
“But we are not the big guys,” continues Bowfinger. “We are the little -“