“I have eight brothers, and four sisters, and no job!” says Afrim. “I’m screwed!”
“There’s no movie! I mean, I can’t believe there’s no movie!” says Slater. “You know, I wasn’t looking for work, ’cause I thought I was working.”
“I showed my breasts on film,” says Daisy. “For what?”
“I’m a felon,” says Dave.
“My friends, I have a cousin who’s a lawyer,” says Afrim. “I say we take action. We sue. Sue! Sue! Carol, what do you think?”
Carol pauses. “I think…” she says, “I think it was a beautiful lie.”
Bowfinger comes out of his office, and pours himself a cup of coffee.