Minute 053: Talking about the New Scenes

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“That was so good!” says Bowfinger.

“I don’t wanna do this anymore!” says Jif, sobbing.

“What are you talkin’ about?” says Bowfinger.

“I don’t wanna do it!” says Jif. “I just wanna run errands. Heavenly God! Heavenly God!”

“What are you talking about? Not many people can do what you just did,” explains Bowfinger. “The stunt drivers were really impressed.” He turns to Dave. “Weren’t they?” Dave nods.

“Really?” asks Jif.

“Guess what?” says Bowfinger. “We’ve got an errand we want you to do.”

“Really?” says Jif, as he stops crying.

“We want you to go to Starbucks,” says Bowfinger. “Get coffee for everybody, a really complicated order.”

“I would love to just go get some coffee,” says Jif.

“And you’re the only person who can do it,” says Bowfinger.

“I wanna get the coffee now!” says Jif.

“Okay, but first, let’s do this one more time,” says Bowfinger.

SMASH CUT to Jif running across the highway again.

“Heavenly God! Heavenly God! Heavenly God!” he yells.

Later, back at Bowfinger International, Bowfinger is congratulating the crew. “Bueno trabajo, guys. Good work. Good work,” he says.

“Ah, Mr. Bowfinger, Bob…,” begins Daisy, leaning against Bowfinger. “Can I talk to you about the new scenes?”

“I haven’t decided about the new scenes yet,” says Bowfinger.

“Can I talk to you about them?” says Daisy, leaning into him more.

“Okay,” says Bowfinger, puzzled.

“I mean tonight?” says Daisy, leaning closer to him.

“Oh. Oh,” says Bowfinger, beginning to catch on to her advances. “Okay.”

In This Episode

  • Steve Martin as Bobby Bowfinger
  • Eddie Murphy as Jif
  • Heather Graham as Daisy
  • Jamie Kennedy as Dave
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